Leaf Jumping Perfume Oil

It's decorative gourd season motherf*ckers!  That means spending several weekends out-tuliping the neighbors on your hands and knees, mowing that straw field of a lawn one more time, burning weeds out of spite, and rearranging the chrysanthemums seventeen times, all while the kids completely annihilate all of your attempts at leaf containment.  Or you could just skip it and wear perfume that smells like you would after all that.  They won't know the difference at the PTA meeting tonight.

Notes: Coumarin, patchouli, woodsmoke, chrysanthemum, loam

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)