Patchouli, lavender, and amber, all swirled up in black and gold. We can't guarantee you'll wake up in your own bed, but we can guarantee you'll smell good getting wherever it is you end up instead.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Beer (Hops, Barley, Wheat, Corn); Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Mica; Oxide Colorants

Lavender Oatmeal Cold Process Soap

Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USD

Lavender is a scent staple as far as soap goes, and was one of the very first things used to scent soap. In fact, its name is even derived from the Latin word lavare, which means "to wash". Add some colloidal oatmeal and some subtle swirlies, and you've got a bath fit for Nerfertiti.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Avena sativa (Colloidal Oatmeal); Lavendula officinalis Essential Oil; Titanium dioxide; Manganese Violet

Oatmeal, Milk, & Honey Goat Milk Cold Process Soap

Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USD

This was made with goat milk, colloidal oatmeal, and raw Maine honey, so it feels pretty amazing, and it was scented with everybody's favorite comfort fragrance just to make sure it smells amazing, too.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Goat Milk; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Raw Honey; Oatmeal

Almond Oat Vegan Cold Process Soap

Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USD

Made with almond milk and colloidal oatmeal. Lightly scented with bitter almond fragrance oil.

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with recycled paper, printed with title and ingredients

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Almond Milk; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Oatmeal

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Lemon Poppy Seed Cold Process Soap

Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USD

Super fresh lemon essential oil and poppy seeds for a little grit.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Lemon Essential Oil; Poppy Seeds

Dragon Fruit Cold Process Soap

Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USD

Subtly fruity-scented, filled with scrubby poppy seeds, and topped with hot pinkness.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Poppy Seeds; Titanium Dioxide; Mica; Oxide Colorants