Covfefelony Limited Run Lip Balm

Covfefelony Limited Run Lip Balm

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It tastes like orange (obviously) and is great for standing in line to vote or convincing your friends that they should vote or telling your co-workers that, no, they really do need to vote. 

Plus, it's small and probably not that difficult to smuggle into prison. Just saying.

This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.

It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.