$5.00 USD
Smells just exactly like real imaginary unicorn farts! Which smell like spearmint and pink cotton...
$5.00 USD
For all those times some asshole keeps interrupting you and you nearly bite through your...
$5.00 USD
Ponies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing...
$5.00 USD
After about 500 emails asking, we've decided to make that Black Friday promo available for...
$5.00 USD
Two winter staples melted into one little stick of deliciousness. This balm is designed to...
$5.00 USD
Spearmint essential oil and vanilla. Sweet and minty like your first kiss. Well, at least...
$5.00 USD
Honey, brown sugar, buttery pastry, and that gooey nutty filling. Greek people know how to...
$5.00 USD
Sweet orange and dark rum. Now you can taste like my alcoholic boyfriend! (He tastes...
$5.00 USD
Here in Maine, we're familiar with the power of snowflakes. When assembled towards a common...
$5.00 USD
This isn't your grandma's lip balm. Unless you're from Maine, then it's *definitely* your grandma's...
$5.00 USD
Say yes to lime and spearmint, and no to rum. This balm is designed to...
$5.00 USD
Honey graham crackers, dark chocolate, and perfectly singed marshmallows. We take our s'mores very seriously...
$5.00 USD
Mmmm butter cookies... Let's not accidentally eat the entire batch this time, OK? This balm...
$5.00 USD
Sweet and rosy like the candy, but without the gummy weirdness or the powdered sugar...
$5.00 USD
Much like Nasty Woman lip balm, this one tastes like coffee. But instead of nuts,...
$5.00 USD
Maple syrup and butter. If you think you need anything else in life, you may...
$10.00 USD
Sweet honey, tea rose, gardenia, and new spring grass, this is what you'll want to...
$5.00 USD
If you're thinking about being that jackass who spoils the movie for everyone else, take...
$5.00 USD
Churros and chocolate sauce. Terrible stuff. We should build a wall around it. NO WAIT!...
$5.00 USD
Sweet and nutty and a little chocolatey, just like pistachio chip ice cream.This balm is...
$5.00 USD
Merlot, black currant, and JUST LET ME PEE BY MYSELF ONCE TODAY, GODDAMNIT!! This balm...
$5.00 USD
Cognac, cream, cocoa, and nutmeg. It won't get you drunk, but you could always pretend.This...
$5.00 USD
Tastes like: Cranberry Juice. Get used to the taste for when they're not around to fix...
$5.00 USD
Tastes like: Waffles, because everyone knows that every good parks project is fueled by waffles. A...
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