$5.00 USD
Smells just exactly like real imaginary unicorn farts! Which smell like spearmint and pink cotton...
$5.00 USD
For all those times some asshole keeps interrupting you and you nearly bite through your...
$5.00 USD
Ponies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing...
$5.00 USD
After about 500 emails asking, we've decided to make that Black Friday promo available for...
$5.00 USD
Sweet orange and dark rum. Now you can taste like my alcoholic boyfriend! (He tastes...
$5.00 USD
Sweet and rosy like the candy, but without the gummy weirdness or the powdered sugar...
$5.00 USD
Much like Nasty Woman lip balm, this one tastes like coffee. But instead of nuts,...
$5.00 USD
Churros and chocolate sauce. Terrible stuff. We should build a wall around it. NO WAIT!...
$5.00 USD
Merlot, black currant, and JUST LET ME PEE BY MYSELF ONCE TODAY, GODDAMNIT!! This balm...
$5.00 USD
Cognac, cream, cocoa, and nutmeg. It won't get you drunk, but you could always pretend.This...
$5.00 USD
Tastes like: Cranberry Juice. Get used to the taste for when they're not around to fix...
$5.00 USD
Tastes like: Waffles, because everyone knows that every good parks project is fueled by waffles. A...
$5.00 USD
Tastes like: Strawberries, vanilla, and blueberries A dollar from each Resist - Trans Flag lip...
$5.00 USD
Here in Damariscotta, we have an annual pumpkin regatta, in which grown ass men carve...
$55.00 USD
Owners of balm-eating Bichon Frisés, washers of balm-containing pants, leavers of balm in hot cars,...
$60.00 USD
Love handmade soap? Not so great with remembering to order it? This listing's for you!...
$5.00 USD
Mostly gin with a little lime, for those days when you feel like being a...
$5.00 USD
Bourbon, peppermint, and sugar, darliln'. This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into...
$5.00 USD
We've partnered up with The Underbelly, an amazing organization dedicated to shining light on the darkest...
$5.00 USD
Black cherry, blood orange, and a hint of chocolate. Blood orange is a bit of...
$10.00 USD
Watermelon, lemonade, and freshly cut grass. It's super sweet and tangy, and about as cheerful...
$10.00 USD
So incredibly familiar and green, this reminds me of lawn-rolling and dandelion salad. It happens...
$10.00 USD
Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Give them the gift...
$5.00 USD
Tastes like: Soda. Because those legal forms aren't going to get filed before the deadline without caffeine....
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