Lavender

We've heard that a lot of you use our more salty lip balms as not-so-subtle messages in uncomfortable social situations, so we thought we'd give you a few more (even saltier) options. Now you can stock your drawer with a full spectrum of silent retorts and be prepared for whoever shows up in front of your desk!

Each balm in this series has its own insult and its own flavor, so choose wisely! And no, Karen, we can't switch up the flavors. 

This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.

It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.

I have it on good authority that mermaids serve coconut lavender cakes at their underwater garden tea parties, so I went ahead and put it in a perfume. Sweet coconut cream with some Bulgarian lavender and vanilla to keep it civil.

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger.  Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied.  The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant.  You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

Loaded with turmeric and rose clay and scented with geranium, lavender, and rosemary.

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Geranium, Lavender, Rosemary Essential Oils; Turmeric Root Powder; Rose Kaolinite Clay; Safflower Petals

A bright and cheerful yet clean and mature combination of herbal lavender and tangy yuzu.

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

A blend of classic florals and wayside interlopers, you'll smell lavender, lilac, and dandelion.

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

This listing is for 50 tubes of lip balm favors with labels customized by color and message. If you need 100 tubes, add 2 of this listing to your cart.  If you need 150, add 3, 200 add 4, etc.  After you've purchased, don't forget to contact me with the date of your event, your chosen flavors (please keep it up to 5 of the flavors listed below) and your chosen message (examples below). 

This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and peppermint essential oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.

The balm comes in oval plastic twist-up tubes, which hold .15oz/4g each and are individually shrink wrapped.

Please allow up to three weeks for delivery, as this listing is made to order. 

Flavors: 

• Almond
• Banana Nut
• Birch Beer
• Bourbon
• Chai
• Cherry Almond
• Chocolate Lavender
• Cocoa Rose
• Coconut Limeade
• Coffee Brandy
• Earl Grey
• Gooseberry
• Grape
• Honey
• Julep
• Lavender Honey
• Lavender Peach
• Maple Almond
• Mojito
• Orange Cream
• Peach
• Pegasus
• Peppermint Hot Cocoa
• Piña Colada
• Pistachio Chip
• Plain Jane (unscented)
• Pony Breath
• Pumpkin Cheesecake
• Puppy Kisses
• Raspberry Lime
• Sea Sprite
• Strawberry Jam
• Toffee
• Turkish Delight
• Unicorn Farts
• Vanilla Mint
• Watermelon
• White Almond
• Yeti Breath

And some popular messages:

"Aubrey + Harvey
Sittin' in a Tree"

"Lindsay & Heather
July 23rd, 2016"

"Team Johnson
July 23rd, 2016"

"Thank you for sharing this day,
Gabby & Jill"

"We're so glad you came!
Vincent & Gabe"

"We loved your company!
Hannah & Mark"

As always, we're diehard allies of the LGBTQP community! We're honored to be included in your celebration of love, regardless of your pronoun or preference.