9 products
9 products
9 products
Dad Bod Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDScented with a dupe of a certain unmentionable green detergent bar and visually as superficially manly as using harsh soap just because that's what he's always used. For when he "likes what he likes" but you know better.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Bamboo Charcoal; Poppy Seeds
Oatmeal Stout Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDMade with beer and loaded with lots of colloidal oatmeal. It smells like an alcoholic cookie.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Oat Flour; Oats; Beer (hops, yeast, malted barley, water)
Currant Sandalwood Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDSnow Day Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDJuniper, sage, and ALL the peppermint. It'll make you shiver.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mica
Plain Jane Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDNo fragrance, no color, just plain soap.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter
Lemon Poppy Seed Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDFig & Forest Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDNight Owl Cold Process Beer Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDPatchouli, lavender, and amber, all swirled up in black and gold. We can't guarantee you'll wake up in your own bed, but we can guarantee you'll smell good getting wherever it is you end up instead.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Beer (Hops, Barley, Wheat, Corn); Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Mica; Oxide Colorants
Santa's Pipe Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDSweet and a little tobacco-y, like Santa's been smoking out of a cherry candy pipe.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Safflower Petals
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