12 products
12 products
12 products
Dad Bod Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDScented with a dupe of a certain unmentionable green detergent bar and visually as superficially manly as using harsh soap just because that's what he's always used. For when he "likes what he likes" but you know better.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Bamboo Charcoal; Poppy Seeds
Plain Jane Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDNo fragrance, no color, just plain soap.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter
Fig & Forest Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDNight Owl Cold Process Beer Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDPatchouli, lavender, and amber, all swirled up in black and gold. We can't guarantee you'll wake up in your own bed, but we can guarantee you'll smell good getting wherever it is you end up instead.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Beer (Hops, Barley, Wheat, Corn); Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Mica; Oxide Colorants
Santa's Pipe Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDSweet and a little tobacco-y, like Santa's been smoking out of a cherry candy pipe.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Safflower Petals
Oakmoss + Sandalwood Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDSweet and musky and woodsy all in one, this has me writing historical romance novels in my head about a morally ambiguous collier and the printer’s daughter with matching smudges who taught him about labor unions and feelings and... Sorry, I’ll go take a shower.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Bamboo Charcoal; Safflower Petals
Girl From the North Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDSpruce and vetiver for when the river freezes and summer ends.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Green Tea Powder
Almond Biscotti Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDThis slice of delicious is mostly toasted almond with notes of nutmeg and drizzled chocolate. Not to be taken lightly, folks.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Almond Milk; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance
Lavender Anise Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDThe anise in this blend pulls out the fruity notes in the lavender, it's kind of my new favorite thing. And I don't even like anise.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Lavender and Anise Essential Oils; Bamboo Charcoal; Cornflower Petals
Plumeria Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDStraight up plumeria. It smells a lot like the 90s.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in recycled paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mica; Mineral Pigment; Safflower Petal Powder
Day Drinker Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDThis one takes me immediately to a scene of cruise schedules and paper umbrellas, or in pandemic terms, Malibu and pineapple juice in your home office at 2pm on a Wednesday.
Scent: orange, pineapple, freesia
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Alkanet Root; Titanium Dioxide; Turmeric Powder; Hibiscus Petals
Grass Stain Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDGet newsletters from us! All the cool kids are doing it.