8 products
8 products
8 products
Unicorn Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDNasty Woman Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDFor all those times some asshole keeps interrupting you and you nearly bite through your lip. We flavored it with coffee and walnut, because we suddenly and inexplicably were in the mood for pairing nuts and scalding hot coffee.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Tear That Sh*t Up Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USD
Show that special someone that you've got her back, especially when she gets in there with both hands and lights a fire.
Flavor: dark chocolate mousse
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Unicorn Farts Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDYou're Fired Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDHey Donald, here's your pink slip. Start packing your shit. We'll just be over here drinking champagne.
Flavored with orange and champagne.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Snowflake Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDHere in Maine, we're familiar with the power of snowflakes. When assembled towards a common goal they'll change the course of your whole day, and sometimes even history. We flavored this snowflake with hot chocolate and brandy so you can be extra prepared for the next avalanche.
Be honest, how many times today were you called a snowflake for being a conscious, empathetic, decent human being? About time we appropriate the word, don't ya think?
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Unicorn Farts Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDUnicorn Farts smell like spearmint and cotton candy, everyone knows that. In this instance, however, they're missing the cotton candy half. See, cotton candy turns soap brown, and Unicorn Sharts are not adorable. Spearmint oil is very sweet-smelling though, so you won't have to cry too hard about it.
No two batches or bars are alike, so please allow for some variation in color and swirl. Every bar of Unicorn Farts looks ridiculous though, I can promise you that.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Spearmint Essential Oil; Oxide Colorants; Kaolinite Clay
"Unicorn Farts" is a registered trademark, so please don't use it to name your bath products and/or child.
Unicorn Farts Bath Soak
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDThis silky blend of soothing salts and powders is scented with cotton candy and spearmint.
About 7 oz in each bottle.
Tested on friends, not animals. About a tablespoon under running water will scent the bath, but use as much as you like.
Ingredients: Dead Sea Salt; Powdered Goat Milk; Oat Flour; Marshmallow Root; Cornflower, Calendula, and Rose Petals; Fragrance