21 products
Pony Breath Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPonies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing tag, but mostly apples and sugar cubes. This balm smells like those two things. You can stop making out with your pony now.*
*Tina Belcher glasses not included, but recommended.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Puppy Kisses Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDIf you don't like puppy kisses, you can't sit with us. Flavored with peanut butter and pumpkin, and you don't even have to wonder where it's been!*
*No puppies were harmed in the taking of this photo, but Buckley did require 11 treats to sort of sit still for almost (but not quite) long enough to take an in-focus shot.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Rum & Cola Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDGirl From the North Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSpruce and vetiver, for when the river freezes and the summer ends.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance and Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Plumeria Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDStraight up plumeria. It smells a lot like the 90s.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in recycled paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mica; Mineral Pigment; Safflower Petal Powder
Day Drinker Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDThis one takes me immediately to a scene of cruise schedules and paper umbrellas, or in pandemic terms, Malibu and pineapple juice in your home office at 2pm on a Wednesday.
Scent: orange, pineapple, freesia
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Alkanet Root; Titanium Dioxide; Turmeric Powder; Hibiscus Petals
Blackberry Sage Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDBeach Day Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDCurrant Sandalwood Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDDefinitely one of my favorite scents of all time. Some say it smells like sun-ripened raspberries, but tangier and with an earthy edge.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Fig + Forest Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDMeadow Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDCovfefelony Limited Run Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDIt tastes like orange (obviously) and is great for standing in line to vote or convincing your friends that they should vote or telling your co-workers that, no, they really do need to vote.
Plus, it's small and probably not that difficult to smuggle into prison. Just saying.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Edelweiss Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSweet and green, this is a blend of honey, crushed green leaves, sweet orange, and a little bitter almond. It's surprisingly fresh and Alpine meadow-like.
Fun fact: Back in the day, German soldiers climbed great heights to retrieve this flower and prove their worth. Pretty badass.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Sea Rose Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDOstara Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWhere my Festival girls at? If you’re into Festival and/or Dirty Hippie chances are you’ll lose your mind over this one. It’s mostly nag champa and lilac with some musk and patchouli for a nice mellow. Named for the Celtic goddess of the vernal equinox because hippie smells and pagan stuff just go together. I could have called it “woman with suede fringe purse full of empty rolling paper boxes and Magic Hat labels because the logo art was too cute to recycle” but this was shorter.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance and Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Sea Sprite Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDGrass Stain Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWildflower Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDA blend of classic florals and wayside interlopers, you'll smell lavender, lilac, and dandelion.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Privateer Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDHave your timbers been shivered lately? No? Maybe you need a new scent. This one’s a serene yet stubbly blend of driftwood, rosewood, oakmoss, sea salt, and leather. Really can’t forget the leather when you’re seeking timber-shivering. Bottle o’ rum sold separately, but I hear that helps too.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance and Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Blush Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDLoaded with turmeric and rose clay and scented with geranium, lavender, and rosemary.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Geranium, Lavender, Rosemary Essential Oils; Turmeric Root Powder; Rose Kaolinite Clay; Safflower Petals
Lemon Poppy Seed Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDGet newsletters from us! All the cool kids are doing it.