36 products
36 products
36 products
Unicorn Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPony Breath Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPonies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing tag, but mostly apples and sugar cubes. This balm smells like those two things. You can stop making out with your pony now.*
*Tina Belcher glasses not included, but recommended.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Moose Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDYou knew we couldn't live in the Maine tourist belt and avoid it forever. Instead of the probably more accurate swamp grass, we went with milk chocolate, blueberries, and cashews to flavor this classy homage to Vacationland.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Unicorn Farts Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDEarl Grey Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDCampfire Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDChai Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBourbon Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDVanilla Mint Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDGrass Stain Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDNorthern Lights Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDNight Owl Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDBeach Day Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSea Sprite Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWhite Almond Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDVanilla Chai Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDDark & Stormy Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDJust like Maine's favorite cocktail, this is flavored with ginger and dark rum with a twist of lime.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic. Sad!
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Little Bird Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDAcorns & Black Oak Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDSea Rose Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDEdelweiss Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSweet and green, this is a blend of honey, crushed green leaves, sweet orange, and a little bitter almond. It's surprisingly fresh and Alpine meadow-like.
Fun fact: Back in the day, German soldiers climbed great heights to retrieve this flower and prove their worth. Pretty badass.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Sugared Violets Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDIrish Cream Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBanana Nut Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDCocoa Rose Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDCurrant Sandalwood Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDDefinitely one of my favorite scents of all time. Some say it smells like sun-ripened raspberries, but tangier and with an earthy edge.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Pegasus Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDGrass Stain Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USD