14 products
14 products
14 products
Unicorn Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPony Breath Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPonies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing tag, but mostly apples and sugar cubes. This balm smells like those two things. You can stop making out with your pony now.*
*Tina Belcher glasses not included, but recommended.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Unicorn Farts Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDCampfire Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSea Sprite Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDEdelweiss Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSweet and green, this is a blend of honey, crushed green leaves, sweet orange, and a little bitter almond. It's surprisingly fresh and Alpine meadow-like.
Fun fact: Back in the day, German soldiers climbed great heights to retrieve this flower and prove their worth. Pretty badass.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Sea Rose Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDHoneybee Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDBanana Nut Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBlue Skies Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDLavender Honey Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDLily of the Valley Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWhite Chocolate Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWhite chocolate, straight up.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
If you don't see your destination below, please contact me for a quote.
Après-Ski Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDCome and thaw out by the fire. Firewood, tonka bean, clean cotton towels, and a bit of leather.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Get newsletters from us! All the cool kids are doing it.