234 products
234 products
234 products
Thomasin’s Ascent Vegan Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDI made this one with the help of my favorite cousin, whose favorite witch is Thomasin, a 17th century teen character whose puritan family is banished from Plymouth to the edge of a witchy forest where all sorts of creepy stuff befalls them. Her family sucks, and the witches claim her.
Notes: Lemongrass, Patchouli (because that’s what my house smells like, according to favorite cousin)
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with recycled paper, printed with title and ingredients
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Alfalfa Leaf; Charcoal; Poppy Seeds
Fairy Farts Limited Run Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDA fairy's farts are as magical as you'd imagine.
Flavored with pink grapefruit and strawberries.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Shanty Limited Run Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWarm and a little zesty, this one’s lime, rum, and burnt sugar. Perfect for drunks, sailors, drunken sailors, sober landlubbers…early in the morning or whenever.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Apiarist Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDHoney, amber, sandalwood, vanilla, and a little leather. Sweet yet neutral, earthy yet warm and modern, this reminds me of cracking open that hive for the first time in the spring.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Whoopie Pie Limited Run Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDA Maine food group! Chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting, of course.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Pink Moon Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDApril’s full moon, known as the pink moon, always gets us excited for fresh spring things. This is a blend of green tea, fresh strawberries, pink grapefruit, and new grass.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance and Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Privateer Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDHave your timbers been shivered lately? No? Maybe you need a new scent. This one’s a serene yet stubbly blend of driftwood, rosewood, oakmoss, sea salt, and leather. Really can’t forget the leather when you’re seeking timber-shivering. Bottle o’ rum sold separately, but I hear that helps too.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance and Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Bee’s Knees Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBased on a favorite cocktail involving gin, lemon, and honey.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Ostara Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWhere my Festival girls at? If you’re into Festival and/or Dirty Hippie chances are you’ll lose your mind over this one. It’s mostly nag champa and lilac with some musk and patchouli for a nice mellow. Named for the Celtic goddess of the vernal equinox because hippie smells and pagan stuff just go together. I could have called it “woman with suede fringe purse full of empty rolling paper boxes and Magic Hat labels because the logo art was too cute to recycle” but this was shorter.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance and Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Jelly Bean Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDJelly Beans! Like any jelly bean, this lip balm is mystery flavored. It could be strawberry. It could be cinnamon. It could be butter. It could be chocolate. It won’t be rum or bourbon though, because of the children.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Subnivean Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDI like to imagine all the mice in the forest gathering under the first big snow to celebrate with a fancy subnivean ball like they do in Jill Barklem’s Brambly Hedge. Pink grapefruit, pine, lily of the valley, and a little clove.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Cookie Dough Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBrown sugar, chocolate chips, and zero risk of salmonella.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Morning in Maine Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDForget pumpkin spice, have you tried your coffee with a blueberry shot?
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Slay Ride Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDSlaaaaay* bells ring, are ya listenin’? Clearly yes girl, have you SEEN yourself today? Flave: Strawberry Peppermint.
*Why yes, my teen daughters did aid in the naming of this lip balm, why do you ask?
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Santa Breath Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USD"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus and then I asked Mommy why she was kissing Santa Claus and Mommy said she was kissing Santa Claus because he tastes like chocolate chip cookies. Her hair was messed up. I like cookies."
TLDR: it smells like chocolate chip cookies.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
100% That Witch Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDDon’t hex me, tell it straight to my face.
Flavor: honey + pumpkin
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Witch In Training Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDThis tastes like what every resident witch in training falls back on, pancakes!
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Wither'd and Wild Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDAmok Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDDiana Bishop Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDApricot and honey, the scent of Diana Bishop's irresistable soap in Deborah Harkness' All Souls series.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
We Are the Weirdos, Mister Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDA strong, independent, take-no-shit blend of patchouli, amber, musk, driftwood, and leather.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Diana Bishop Vegan Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDThe All Souls series is worth a read or several for lots of reasons, but Deborah Harkness reeled me in with some of the most vivid olfactory descriptions I've ever encountered. The books could inspire several seasons worth of blends, but I went with one of the most obvious: the smell of Diana's soap.
Notes: Apricots, Honey
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with recycled paper, printed with title and ingredients
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Alkanet Root; Titanium Dioxide; Turmeric; Rosehip Powder; Mica; Mineral Pigment
Rhiannon Vegan Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDRhiannon is by far my favorite witch of all time, and not just because she's from Welsh mythology. Her story begins with society handing her false accusations and forced servitude and ends with her in the woods hanging out with birds telling poets what to say. I'll skip the donkey roleplay, but I'd be down with the final fate.
Notes: Patchouli, Amber, Fir Needle (if you're a Night Owl fan, you'll love this one!)
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with recycled paper, printed with title and ingredients
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mica; Mineral Pigment
We Are the Weirdos, Mister Vegan Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USD*Nancy Downs enters the chat*
There's nothing more threatening than a girl who can defend herself, am I right?
Notes: Patchouli, Amber, Musk, Driftwood, Leather
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with recycled paper, printed with title and ingredients
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Poppy Seeds; Rose Petals
White Chocolate Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWhite chocolate, straight up.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
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My Lips, My Choice Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWe believe bodily autonomy to be a human right, and we don't care who knows it. This outspoken tube right here smells like cherry cobbler.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Peanut Brittle Limited Run Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDLike peanut brittle, but without the dental work.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Polar Bear Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDGet newsletters from us! All the cool kids are doing it.