227 products
227 products
227 products
Cold Snap Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDPeppermint, fir, cedar, and a little vanilla to melt those snotcicles.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Peppermint, Fir Needle, and Cedarwood Essential Oils; Vanilla Absolute; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Heat Wave Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDCoconut, key lime, lemongrass, and honey. Is it beach season yet?
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance and Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Beauregarde Limited Run Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDFebruary always makes me think of violets, and what’s more violet than Violet, Violet? Beauregarde’s a blend of violet (obviously), blueberry (of course), and lemon (just because it goes so well).
This limited batch is a complicated use of ingredients that we don’t intend to keep on hand for continuous production. Once it sells out, it’s gone for good!
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with a recycled paper label printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mica; Mineral Pigments; and Titanium Dioxide.
Subnivean Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDI like to imagine all the mice in the forest gathering under the first big snow to celebrate with a fancy subnivean ball like they do in Jill Barklem’s Brambly Hedge. Pink grapefruit, pine, lily of the valley, and a little clove.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Snowflower Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDThe last flowers and the first ones, chrysanthemums and snowdrops, perfectly blended under the snow.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Après-Ski Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDCome and thaw out by the fire. Firewood, tonka bean, clean cotton towels, and a bit of leather.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Lavender Yuzu Limited Run Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDBright and clean and sorta herbal and sorta fruity and just a little scrubby from the calendula petals.
This limited batch is a complicated use of ingredients that we don’t intend to keep on hand for continuous production. Once it sells out, it’s gone for good!
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with a recycled paper label printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mica; Mineral Pigments; Titanium Dioxide, Alkanet Root, and Calendula Petals
Reading Chair Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDRosewood, sandalwood, tonka bean, and a hint of leather, perfect for settling in and completely losing track of time, space, reality, and self.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Cookie Dough Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBrown sugar, chocolate chips, and zero risk of salmonella.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Cabin Fever Limited Run Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDScented with grass, dirt, patchouli, and tomato leaf. I would like to go outside and garden now, please. I demand that the layer of ice be removed forthwith.
This limited batch is a complicated use of ingredients that we don’t intend to keep on hand for continuous production. Once it sells out, it’s gone for good!
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with a recycled paper label printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mica; Mineral Pigments; Titanium Dioxide, Walnut Hulk Powder, and Calendula Petals
Slay Ride Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDSlaaaaay* bells ring, are ya listenin’? Clearly yes girl, have you SEEN yourself today? Flave: Strawberry Peppermint.
*Why yes, my teen daughters did aid in the naming of this lip balm, why do you ask?
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Winter Moon Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSweet orange, cypress, and a little bit of ylang ylang just because it’s fun to make people try to pronounce it. Citrus and evergreen always equal winter in my mind.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Santa Breath Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USD"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus and then I asked Mommy why she was kissing Santa Claus and Mommy said she was kissing Santa Claus because he tastes like chocolate chip cookies. Her hair was messed up. I like cookies."
TLDR: it smells like chocolate chip cookies.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Pineapple Pizza Limited Run Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDListen, we’re not here to start any fights. OK, maybe we are. (This is disgusting, but you do you, ya weirdo.)
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Rhiannon Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWhite Chocolate Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWhite chocolate, straight up.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
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My Lips, My Choice Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWe believe bodily autonomy to be a human right, and we don't care who knows it. This outspoken tube right here smells like cherry cobbler.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Naughty List Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDLots of charcoal and poppy seeds to get you clean; scented with chocolate, leather, hickory, and patchouli to keep you naughty.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Poppy Seeds; Bamboo Charcoal
Polar Bear Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDTeacher’s Aide Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDSure you can send your kid to school with an apple for the teacher, but if you really want to get on their good side, send bourbon. They're going to need it.
Tastes like apples (duh) and bourbon.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Noir Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBaby, with our balm and your lips, we could go places.
Flavor: black cherry + bourbon
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Uppercross Cottage Mittens Pattern
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDNamed for and designed after my literary "if you could live anywhere...", this pair's perfect for all those long walks to Charles Hayter's house.
These mittens are knit bottom up using approximately 240 yards of DK weight yarn (sample knit with a single skein of ontheround Cottage DK in Snapdragon) and needles to achieve a gauge of 24 stitches and 34 rows per 4” (likely US 3 / 3.25 mm or US 4 / 3.5 mm, US 2.5 / 3 mm if you're loosey goosey).
The stitches and chart are intermediate-to-advanced level, but I've found that a determined beginner can figure out a complicated chart if they're stubborn enough, and I'm always available to enab--I mean hold your hand.
(This is digital knitting pattern for cabled mittens. No, you're not getting an actual pair of hand-knit mittens for $8. Come on now. A download link will display after checkout.)
Snow Day Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USD
Juniper, peppermint, and sage. It's cold and sharp and gets you in the mood for a full day of snow fort building.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
La Befana Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDLa Befana is a character from Italian folklore who flies around on her broomstick on the eve of epiphany handing out treats to children, sort of like the witch version of Santa. According to legend, she was supposed to meet the three wise men in Bethlehem, but got lost on the way, couldn't find Jesus (can relate), and decided that giving the gifts in her bag to random children along the way was just as good. She brought her broom in case Mary needed help cleaning, because she knew what new moms really want. And it ain't incense.
This soap smells like some of her traditional treats: chocolate, sweet orange, bitter almond, and a little patchouli to keep it grounded
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Cocoa Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Cocoa Powder; Mica; Iron Oxide; Chamomile Flowers
Cinnamon Chip Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDLoaded with oat flour and cocoa and scented with sweet cinnamon and dark chocolate, this one will either satisfy a craving or start a new one, we're not sure which.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Cocoa Butter; Fragrance; Oat Flour, Cocoa Powder; Fragrance. Mineral Pigment; Mica
Vanilla Fig Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDExtra sweet with a grown-up depth that catches it seconds before reliving pre-teen mall drama.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Suck It, COVID Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWe don’t want to offend anyone, but we’ve decided that this COVID-19 virus kind of sucks. We’re definitely ready for it to be over so we can get back to normal, but this thing is really scary, so we’re staying home, washing our hands, and getting real creative with the liquor cabinet.
Which is why this lip balm tastes like bathtub gin, just like my Great Great Aunt Dora made back in 1918 (and, let’s be honest, all the way until the end of Prohibition).
And because we’d really like the scientists to get this thing under control and skip that whole second wave, we’ll be donating $1 from each lip balm sold (up to $500) to the World Heath Organization.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Red Cap Cards - Bathtub Bubbles
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USD