$55.00 USD
Owners of balm-eating Bichon Frisés, washers of balm-containing pants, leavers of balm in hot cars,...
$5.00 USD
Yetis eat yellow snow. So this tastes like a lemon coconut snow cone! Heck yeah,...
$5.00 USD
Ponies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing...
$5.00 USD
Cranberry + gin. Like what you were drinking at the office holiday party last year...
$5.00 USD
Smells just exactly like real imaginary unicorn farts! Which smell like spearmint and pink cotton...
$5.00 USD
Peppermint, gin, and a bit of nutmeg. It's both cold and comforting, something really only...
$5.00 USD
Really the only respectable excuse to drink soda, in our opinion. This balm is designed...
$5.00 USD
If you don't like puppy kisses, you can't sit with us. Flavored with peanut butter...
$5.00 USD
Here in Damariscotta, we have an annual pumpkin regatta, in which grown ass men carve...
$5.00 USD
For all those times some asshole keeps interrupting you and you nearly bite through your...
$5.00 USD
Reindeer Farts (the flying kind, don't get all zoology major on us) smell like peppermint-frosted...
$5.00 USD
Turns out when you have a shop in Maine, you're legally required to sell something...
$5.00 USD
Sweet orange and dark rum. Now you can taste like my alcoholic boyfriend! (He tastes...
$5.00 USD
If you're like us, you spent most of yesterday reading the Mueller Report, then getting...
$5.00 USD
Just like Maine's favorite cocktail, this is flavored with ginger and dark rum with a...
$5.00 USD
Every year, our shop hosts the Waldoboro Day 5K. Over the years, we've learned that...
$5.00 USD
I have it on good authority that mermaids serve coconut lavender cakes at their underwater...
$5.00 USD
If you're like us, you've been glued to the devastating footage coming out of The...
$5.00 USD
Merlot, black currant, and JUST LET ME PEE BY MYSELF ONCE TODAY, GODDAMNIT!! This balm...
$5.00 USD
Much like Nasty Woman lip balm, this one tastes like coffee. But instead of nuts,...
$5.00 USD
Juicy strawberries, fresh oranges, and enough rum to make that grass-ridden kiddie pool look like...
$5.00 USD
Just exactly like chocolate covered Turkish delight, this one's flavored with natural chocolate flavor oil...
$5.00 USD
One of the greatest things about Maine! Blueberry, brown sugar, and toasted almond. This balm...
$5.00 USD
Sweet and rosy like the candy, but without the gummy weirdness or the powdered sugar...
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