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Owners of balm-eating Bichon Frisés, washers of balm-containing pants, leavers of balm in hot cars,...
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You knew we couldn't live in the Maine tourist belt and avoid it forever. Instead...
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Yetis eat yellow snow. So this tastes like a lemon coconut snow cone! Heck yeah,...
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Ponies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing...
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Last month we asked the internet to name their favorite hot toddy recipe. The internet...
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Reindeer Farts (the flying kind, don't get all zoology major on us) smell like peppermint-frosted...
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Here in Maine, we're familiar with the power of snowflakes. When assembled towards a common...
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Cranberry + gin. Like what you were drinking at the office holiday party last year...
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Smells just exactly like real imaginary unicorn farts! Which smell like spearmint and pink cotton...
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Peppermint, spearmint, and sweetness! Bonus, it won't get stuck in your teeth if you get...
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Honey badgers certainly don't care, but your lips do! Keep 'em moisturized with this honey-...
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I'm a big huge fan of the honey, I even used to keep bees. (I...
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Really the only respectable excuse to drink soda, in our opinion. This balm is designed...
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We read on some mommy blog (after a drawn-out story about her grandmother's parrot and...
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If you don't like puppy kisses, you can't sit with us. Flavored with peanut butter...
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I used to go to this mommy group brunch every once in a while where...
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For all those times some asshole keeps interrupting you and you nearly bite through your...
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Turns out when you have a shop in Maine, you're legally required to sell something...
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"There's no wrong way to consume alcohol, son." -Ron SwansonThis balm is designed to melt...
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Sweet orange and dark rum. Now you can taste like my alcoholic boyfriend! (He tastes...
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No lounge session would be complete without a great cup of tea and a sweet...
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Tastes like sharing tea and cookies with someone who sees, hears, respects, and BELIEVES you....
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Just like Maine's favorite cocktail, this is flavored with ginger and dark rum with a...
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Every year, our shop hosts the Waldoboro Day 5K. Over the years, we've learned that...
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