$55.00 USD
Owners of balm-eating Bichon Frisés, washers of balm-containing pants, leavers of balm in hot cars,...
$5.00 USD
Yetis eat yellow snow. So this tastes like a lemon coconut snow cone! Heck yeah,...
$5.00 USD
Ponies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing...
$5.00 USD
Smells just exactly like real imaginary unicorn farts! Which smell like spearmint and pink cotton...
$5.00 USD
We read on some mommy blog (after a drawn-out story about her grandmother's parrot and...
$5.00 USD
Really the only respectable excuse to drink soda, in our opinion. This balm is designed...
$5.00 USD
Eggnog and rum with a hint of nutmeg. Perfect for when you've already eaten all...
$5.00 USD
If you don't like puppy kisses, you can't sit with us. Flavored with peanut butter...
$5.00 USD
For all those times some asshole keeps interrupting you and you nearly bite through your...
$5.00 USD
This isn't your grandma's lip balm. Unless you're from Maine, then it's *definitely* your grandma's...
$5.00 USD
I know, sounds like a strange combination if you've never had it, but you'll just...
$5.00 USD
Reindeer Farts (the flying kind, don't get all zoology major on us) smell like peppermint-frosted...
$5.00 USD
Green tea, black tea, peach nectar, and a little honey. I feel like this description...
$5.00 USD
In my family, it's a summer tradition to drive to the pick your own strawberry...
$5.00 USD
If you're like us, you spent most of yesterday reading the Mueller Report, then getting...
$5.00 USD
Cranberry + gin. Like what you were drinking at the office holiday party last year...
$5.00 USD
Two winter staples melted into one little stick of deliciousness. This balm is designed to...
$5.00 USD
This is one of our favorites! Maple and sweet almond. Yeah, it's delicious.This balm is...
$5.00 USD
Scented with birch essential oil, this one smacks of old-timey birch beer. Think root beer,...
$5.00 USD
This was another flavor request from a very smart bride, and it's so very yummy...
$5.00 USD
Spearmint essential oil and vanilla. Sweet and minty like your first kiss. Well, at least...
$5.00 USD
Peppermint, spearmint, and sweetness! Bonus, it won't get stuck in your teeth if you get...
$5.00 USD
All I can think of are Taylor Swift/Beyoncé jokes. I'll spare you. It's vanilla and...
$5.00 USD
If you're like us, you've been glued to the devastating footage coming out of The...
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