It's that time of year when the air in Maine smells like wood stoves by 5pm and you can't quite fight the urge to put bourbon in your chai. Eh, maybe that's just us.
37 products
37 products
37 products
Nasty Woman Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDFor all those times some asshole keeps interrupting you and you nearly bite through your lip. We flavored it with coffee and walnut, because we suddenly and inexplicably were in the mood for pairing nuts and scalding hot coffee.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
My Lips, My Choice Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWe believe bodily autonomy to be a human right, and we don't care who knows it. This outspoken tube right here smells like cherry cobbler.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Pumpkin Cheesecake Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPumpkin Chip Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPossibly our most-requested lip balm flavor, this one's been a long time coming! We finally found the perfect just plain pumpkin spice to pair with deep dark chocolate.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Peanut Brittle Limited Run Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDLike peanut brittle, but without the dental work.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Peanut Butter & Jelly Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPumpkin Bourbon Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDHere in Damariscotta, we have an annual pumpkin regatta, in which grown ass men carve out giant pumpkins, lower themselves into said pumpkins, and race down the river. As you may have guessed, this regatta is best observed on the happy side of sober. Luckily, Damariscotta also has a long tradition of grown ass beverage consumption.
Flavor: pumpkin, brown sugar, bourbon
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Teacher’s Aide Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDSure you can send your kid to school with an apple for the teacher, but if you really want to get on their good side, send bourbon. They're going to need it.
Tastes like apples (duh) and bourbon.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Lightkeeper Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDNext in our series of sexy oldtimey professions, the lonely lighthouse keeper! I’ll admit to being jealous of that level of seclusion and rhythm. I‘d get so much knitting done. Sea moss, driftwood, tobacco, amber, and of course, bourbon.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Rhiannon Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDFlannel + Fir Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDNot all fall scents have to be gooey sweet. This one's a blend of that first crisp day in the woods and that freshly washed favorite flannel you were so excited to finally pull out of the winter bins.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Eastwick Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDFin Raziel Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDApparition Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDDeath's Head Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDThis was developed as a collaboration with Danielle of Small Wild, and now it's back on its own! It smells like the drunken grave. Patchouli, vanilla, musk, dirt, whiskey.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Hay Ride Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDMostly sweet, green, powdery hay bales with a few drops of spiced apple. Like a nice long hay ride with the promise of hot cider at the end. I left out the part about the draft horses though, nobody has any business smelling like that.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Winter Moon Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSweet orange, cypress, and a little bit of ylang ylang just because it’s fun to make people try to pronounce it. Citrus and evergreen always equal winter in my mind.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Snow Day Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USD
Juniper, peppermint, and sage. It's cold and sharp and gets you in the mood for a full day of snow fort building.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Fig + Forest Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDBlackberry Sage Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDIced Lemon Biscotti Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDCampfire Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDBlueberry Crumble Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USD
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Maple Almond Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDFirst Frost Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDLumberjack Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDAn essential oil blend of spruce, vanilla, and vetiver. It won't make you grow a beard, but it may make you wish you could. Unless you're a beard-lucky man, in which case mazel tov.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Little Red Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWither'd and Wild Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDGet newsletters from us! All the cool kids are doing it.