Lobster Farts Lip Balm

Turns out when you have a shop in Maine, you're legally required to sell something lobster-themed. The law may not be written down, but it certainly seems to be enforced. So behold, sweet butter- and lemon-flavored lip balm. 

This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic. 

It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.