There's a lot of Karens in the world, but we've learned that there's even more people NOT named Karen who also need to be put in their place. So, for an extra $2, we will personalize* your "Suck It" lip balm label with the name of the person you've had enough of.
Just include a note when you check out with the name you'd like to see and please, for the love of god, triple-check the spelling.
* Limit of 11 characters
** This is for one tube only and only the name is personalized. Not the message itself. If you want to tell all your children to "Suck It," then buy a balm for each of them. We will NOT change it to "Love You, [NAME]", for example, or customize the flavor. Only the name, Karen.
*** If you don't tell us who should suck it when you order, we reserve the right to send you a lip balm telling you to suck it.
Coconut flavored, salty labeled.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.