Da Cubs Perfume Oil

Made from Mark Prior's scar tissue and your grandfather's tears, this is reminiscent of a cold beer in the bleachers on a sunny day and the soul-crushing hopelessness of a hundred years of futility.

Notes: wet grass, hot dirt, soft pretzels, beer spills, and just a hint of over-roasted hot dogs

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

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