portland? this portland?

It just hit me that one of my favorite Etsy artists, Julianna Swaney of ohmycavalier, is opening at the Portland Museum of Art next week as part of the biennial exhibition.  Not Oregon, Maine.  This Portland.  April 8th.  Who’s wif me?

sunday friend: dirtysanchez

This week’s friend is clearly the funniest nerd on Etsy.  And she’s a badass writer.  And she makes delicious soap from scratch.  She’s a trifecta of intimidation for me, so what do I do?  Feature her on my blog.  What else am I gonna do, sneer?  Meet Rache.  (yay!)

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shameless incentives.

I made a batch of hot cocoa lip balm last night, which could possibly be my favorite yet.  If I didn’t have a problem admitting it publicly, I’d say that I’ve been licking my tube directly.  So, in celebration of all the yum, I’m offering a free tube with any purchase to all customers who [...]

moms don’t get sick.

That’s what Zoe said from behind her thermometer last week, just before I got sick.  I’ve had a low grade fever since Saturday, migraines, aches, and crankies, obviously.  Stupid flu.  On the upside I’ve remembered some crazy dreams this week.  Last night I had Ron Sexsmith’s baby in a weaver’s studio and a bobcat tried [...]

out of place

As I’m sure you’ve all figured out (come on, you’re not dim), the girls and I have been staying with family since Christmas.  Yeah, I totally pussed out on yurt life with no power and no light and no running water (pipe burst) in the middle of the winter with no big burly man to [...]